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9 January 2012 @ 1:27 AM
You have your mother’s eyes.
1 year ago
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8 December 2011 @ 2:14 PM
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Hermione Granger
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Hermione is, in fact, an owl.
1 year ago
27 November 2011 @ 11:27 AM
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Bellatrix Lestrange
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Narcissa Malfoy
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Narcissa Black
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Bellatrix Black
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Narcissa Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange once shared the same last name because they were lovers.
1 year ago
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21 November 2011 @ 1:05 PM
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Dobby
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Lucius Malfoy
Dobby’s relationship with Lucius Malfoy was intended to be an example of real life sex slaves.
1 year ago
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20 November 2011 @ 4:01 PM
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Lily Evans
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Lily Potter
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Petunia Evans
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Petunia Dursley
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Crookshanks
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Mrs. Norris
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Argus Filch
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Harry Potter
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Like Petunia and Lily, Crookshanks was the magical, ginger one in the family. Out of spite, Mrs. Norris married someone who hated magic and gingers even more than she did: Argus Filch.
1 year ago
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20 November 2011 @ 1:13 PM
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Unicorn
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Unicorn blood
Unicorn blood can also be used to cure erectile dysfunction.
1 year ago
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19 November 2011 @ 1:36 PM
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Voldemort
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Albus Dumbledore
There are only two things Voldemort was truly afraid of: Albus Dumbledore and a receding hairline.
1 year ago
